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Gross! No snakes, Eleanor.
Mind you, we could always invoke the help of St Patrick! LOL
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Are you sure you weren`t seeing things, Eleanor, after all that alcohol? I like the sound of your little black dress - will you be able to trampoline in it? It`s just I wouldn`t like you to miss out on all those bounces & somersaults - it`ll be a good warm-up for the pole-dancing. I hope we`re allowed to bring a guest - I have a very special one in mind................................
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OOOH who, do tell? Is it S or P????????????????????
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I bet it's the snake.... 
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Girls! (and BOYS!!)
I've just ordered a bumper supply of cabbage leaves (you HAVE to see Maria's previous post) Now ~ we just need a designer to turn them into accessories, I'd like a nice pair of fingerless gloves made up please! ;)
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Or knitted up into a vest?!
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Just wear a cabbage leaf each as a bra and then we don't have to bother with a top?
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Amanda!!!! Good idea! We could have a few sewed together for pants too though as we are ladies!
Kathleen, I promise that there was a snake, a constrictor, who poos in company. She is called Rosie and is 24 years old. And no, she cannot come out with us along with your snake.
The surprise: it's not that snake again is it??????
Eleanor x
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Yes, I've calculated one only needs five cabbage leaves for the entire ensemble!
Very thrifty!
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They`ll have to be very large leaves for me..........................
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Kathleen, large cabbage leaves for you or the snake? Amanda if you are going to be making cabbage leave costumes I need XXXL ones and can I have red sequins sewn on mine please?  Eleanor I have given up on trying to refine our ladies, any way I think they are refined enough and will do you proud, Kathleen's snake too 
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Well, okay but it will be hard work sewing sequins on all those cabbage leaves for all these ladies, but you're all worth it!
(Matching colour sequins of course to match with the jackets)
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But we need the nettles as well or we won't be well enough to have fun! Amanda, can you come up with something?
Barbara, I had great an unrealistic expectation that you would be able to get them in line and to be a bit more 'refined' especially, Jean, Doreen, Amanda, Kathleen and Mary , not naming names you understand, but I suppose there is a limit on just what can be done!
We will have a ball anyway. Three weeks to the big day girls!
Eleanor x
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Eleanor I have tried my utmost, but the ladies you mentioned I think are beyond refining. I'm thinking of enlisting a confidant to help me out as we only have 3 weeks to go until your big do and was thinking of Katie Price, aka Jordan - now she's a real classy lady and knows how to strut her stuff, and will be able to teach them a thing or two. For those that need it, Katie will sort out the necessary enhancements, but poor Amanda will have to find larger cabbage leaves - are we doing away with the tassels?, I hope not.
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Barbara!!! Katie Price has had lessons from Kathleen and Jennie!
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I am already onto 'nettle whips', Eleanor, they are looking very promising.....and classy.
How many cabbage leaves will Jordan require? I don't want to run out.
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When it comes to Jordan Amanda, I have my own opinion as to what we should do with the nettle whips! However I mustn't be nasty and perhaps she could have all the outer leaves to cover her up entirely as I wouldn't want her to feel embarrassed at how good we look in our scanty coverings in comparison.
Eleanor x
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Good idea E, and one for her face too, like a cabbage burka??
LOL
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Amanda, if you run out of cabbage leaves for Jordan just give her some purple sprouting broccoli - should suit her very well. Will there be handles on the nettle whips?
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